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Doctor: Well , I’m sorry…..She’s gone.
George: ………What’s that?…
Doctor: She expired.
George: …Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes , of course.
George: So…..She’s dead?
Doctor: Yes
George: …Huh!
Doctor: Let me ask you ; Had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
George: …Why?
Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.
George: Well she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor: That’s probably what did it.
George: We were expecting about two hundred people…

(via The Invitations)

(Source: dailyseinfeld)